Why George… you naughty boy!

I was unaware that this show ever had anything funny on it. The ending is pretty gratuitous (and predictable), but the rest is funny.

God Bless America… especially South Carolina

Happy 4th of July everybody!

I don’t think this is the right way to administer CPR

Although I do think this is pretty damn funny, but then, I would. Your mileage may vary.

Taco Bell Goes Super Green!

If you were totally unaware that this is a spoof, the line, “so by eating at Taco Bell we’re cleaning the air!”, should remove all doubt.

Enjoy…Yum!

Do NOT try this at home…

Well, you could try it at home, I guess, but it’s probably not a good idea. You don’t have the right kind of toilet unless you live in an old jetliner (a few people actually do!).

This vid was made by a guy who set a Guiness World Record (big woop) for flying the most commercial flights in 30 days. He basically lived on different airplanes for a month. I guess some of those long flights got a little boring.

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!

Hey, when you gotta smoke, you gotta smoke!

A couple of thoughts: 1. Smoke ‘em while you got ‘em ’cause it will soon be a criminal offense to smoke anywhere & 2. I thought you were always supposed to cut the green wire?

Another damn cat post…

I don’t know what it is about cats, but even hideously ugly cats can be kinda cute sometimes…

Now if only there was some way they could be useful for something…

Surprise Ending

Ah yes… it’s good to be a man!

Here’s how this works: Women buy things. Many more things than men. So what’s the answer for successful marketing of a product? That’s right… aim it at women.

I could also point out that women have more “problems” than men, and that most of them are a bunch of hypochondriacs anyway, which makes them the prime targets of marketers, but I probably shouldn’t point that out. So I won’t.

Bailout Explained

The funny thing is: This almost makes sense to me. Not really, but I bet it makes perfect sense to a politician.