Facebook is Evil

Really.

Imagine No More Bullsh*t…

The sad part about all of this is that so many people have misguidedly hitched-their-wagons to this Crock-O’-Crap™ Global Warming Scam, and most of them don’t have the spine to admit that they were wrong. Totally wrong. Seriously wrong. And some of them, Criminally Wrong  [paging Al Gore... to the maximum security prison please... ]

But at least it’s a good way to tell who has spine, and who doesn’t have spine. You know who you are.

Is it too soon for Christmas videos yet?

I know, you’re supposed to wait till after Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t. So sue me.

How to tell when it’s over… really over

This pretty old, but it holds-up well…

A better mousetrap?

Of course, these things always work perfectly in the commercials. I’m old enough to remember the venerable Veg-O-Matic. Hundreds of Julienne fries, my ass. More like mashed potatoes.

 

If this really does work I’d get one. For the wife, of course. She bakes, I don’t. I make gravy. That’s it.

Too crazy not to share…

You’ve gotta see this. Seriously, you have got to see this.

Told ya.

Problem Solved. So there.

Finally, the perfect car. You may all relax now, the planet has been ’saved’.

Multi-tasking at its finest…

iTitIt was only a matter of time…

“Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.”

shamelessly lifted from Knuckledragging

But does it roll on Shabbat?

With apologies to The Dude…

Aren’t they cute?

I just love babies. Sure I do.