Damn cats again…

Haven’t had any cat vids for awhile, so here’s another one. Pretty good collection. Haven’t seen most of these before.

 

The Car of the Future?

 

Callin’ All the Clans Together

A little “ditty” by James Hooker. Possibly the best one he’s ever done. You might remember him from Third Rate Romance, Low Rent Rendevous with the Amazing Rhythm Aces. I love that song, but I love this one more.

The Title says it all…

Hey, different cultures, different customs. It’s a whole new ballgame over there.*

*(or maybe an elaborate hoax?)

Warning: This vid contains nekkid-ness

I think it’s only fair to warn you…

BTW: In case you didn’t already know this, “naked” = no clothes on. “Nekkid” = no clothes on and up to something. Hope that clears that up.

Must be an “in” joke…

I think we saw (heh) the first one of these movies several years ago. Not impressed enough to watch anymore, but the spoofs are usually pretty good.

And I want one of these too…

We could have used one of these last winter. I’m not sure what for, but we’d have found a use. It would have been great for making beer runs, if nothing else.

Is this a good thing? I can’t decide…

I guess all the Lakers players and fans were smart enough to leave the building before being crushed, but the Clippers and their fans, stupidly sadly, were not. Oh, the humanity!

Comes With a Complete 30 Minute Guarantee!

And the shipping is only $79.95! Such a deal!

Cute idea, but have you ever tried this in real life? I have, many years ago, with a mini-cassette recorder. Bad idea. The girlfriend got so mad about it that she grabbed it and threw it against the wall, smashing it to bits. She felt bad about it the next day and got me another tape recorder, but when I pulled it out a few days later during our next argument, she smashed that one too. We broke-up shortly afterwards. She was just too rough on the equipment.

Now where’d I leave that damn remote?

panties remoteFor the woman who has everything else, here’s a little item that’s been creating quite a buzz lately. In certain circles, anyway.

Guaranteed not to interfere with your big-screen Plasma TV during the big game. Well, depending on which game you’re watching, I guess.

Okay, I made that last part up. I couldn’t help it. I was speechless. Tongue-tied, even. Somebody, please, make me stop.

Only $80. Get ‘em while they’re hot. I still haven’t stopped yet, have I? Oy!

P.S. True story: One time when Wifey was working at a Jaguar dealership, some woman brought her almost-new X-Type in for service because her driver’s seat had stopped working. The mechanic’s inspection revealed a certain “rather large” adult toy stuck in the mechanism underneath the seat (I guess you gotta do something during those long traffic jams), so he changed the batteries in it and charged her $85 for an hour of shop time.

Never heard another word about it.