Don’t forget to stock-up for the big game!

This is a satire, ok? I know it’s hard to tell sometimes, but this is a satire. I’m pretty sure…

The Special Winter Olympics?

Hey, you gotta admit it sure looks that way…

To be honest, I could have been in several of these, way back when.

Please don’t make us explain how it works…

Oy!

Cats are Evil… film at 11:00

Why was the guy filming himself doing sit-ups anyway?

Now I want a drink!

Damn, these guys are good! Almost too good.

Lord I want to be in that number…

Finding talent in the most unusual places.

You go, Sheriff Joe!

I can almost hear the James Bond theme playing in the background…

I had no idea!

Wow, these things are versatile! I can’t wait to try the shotgun one.

Hmmm. I better tell the wife first, though. Otherwise she might wonder what I’m doing buying condoms.

YOWZA!!!

Whether this little stunt ever happened or not, I know it’s theoretically possible. Theoretically. If nothing else, they did a great job of making it look real. I’m still trying to get over how cool the car looks. Sounds wicked too. I want two of them. Okay, just one then. 

And New the Nows…

A very dedicated reporter who obviously loves his job.