Happy Friday! Yay!

This’ll make you smile for awhile. Guaranteed.

Admit it. You smiled.

Mel Gibson — Chicken Killer!

This explains a lot. Or maybe not.

Hey girls! Never too early to get ready for Summer!

I’ve never had this problem myself, but in the interests of being fair to the ladies, here’s one just for them…

Ouchie!

Blowed his ass up!

Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes 
“Well, stories don’t get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part [...]

Good old boys will be good old boys…Yeehawww!

This looks like fun. I wish I’d have been there. Everything in this video shows how men, in their more tender moments, can be caring, feeling, and sensitive individuals.

I have to admit, I liked the whooping and hollering afterwards the best. I could drink a beer with these guys.

Cutsie toys, or ruthless killers?

We’re not running out of polar bears. In fact, there are over twice as many now as there were in the 1960’s. But why let facts get in the way?
 

It’s not that I’m a big fan of seals, either. I just think that if we killed more polar bears, they would [...]

A ringing endorsement of Ring Tones

Now this is just silly, but I must be in a silly mood. I laughed. I wonder if animals laugh at each other when one of them farts? Probably not. Their primitive senses of humor couldn’t possibly be as highly developed as humans’ are.

It’s a Car! It’s a Fashion Statement! It’s a 400hp Vagina!

Whut?
Yes, I know. That’s exactly what I said too. Evidently, you cannot buy this car… the BMW ‘GINA’. It’s a styling exercise from BMW. The body, or ’skin’ of this car is made of fabric. It’s not just a convertible, itsa  fungible.
I should get a kick-back from dictionary.com for all the hits they get from [...]

Trunk Monkey Compilation

I love the trunk monkey.

I know my rights!

Famous last words. Right up there with, “Hey, watch this!”
This is Steve. Steve is my new, favorite redneck. Steve knows his rights. He’s also a video star. The police have been filming Steve’s life story and putting it on Youtube. It’s kinda like a mini-series. Here’s Episode #1.

And here’s Episode #2 and Episode #3. [...]