I gotta million of ‘em!

In keeping with only the highest standards of comedy that I endeavor to maintain on this website, I present you with this…

Now take my wife… please!

Finally! The sum total of Mankind’s incredible genius!

I can’t believe it’s taken so long! If we can solve this “problem”, can peace in the Middle East, the end of poverty and hunger, and the Cubs winning the World Series be far behind? Nope.

Nothing Exceeds Like Excess

Gee, this all seems so familiar. I seem to recall this same basic thing when I was in grade school. Still, gotta give these marketers credit. Take an old idea, glitz-it-up, and sell a million of them. God Bless America!

Computers have feelings too!

And some of them are pretty bad-ass… so be nice to them.

Poor guy got too much egg nog?

Reminds me of a little kid who wants to stay up to enjoy the fun, but just doesn’t have the energy left.

Stoners Like Presents Too!

I always thought you were supposed to leave cookies and milk for Santa?

Merry Christmas, Grandma!

This brings a tear to my eye everytime I see it… sniff.

All I want for Christmas is this… uhm, maybe not…

I feel like I should start a sub-category for “Guy Stuff” and call it “Ultimate Guy, If Not Dangerously Stupid Guy Stuff”. This would qualify, hands-down.

Now, obviously this project needs some work. Namely: more accuracy. That can be solved fairly easily (or at least greatly improved). If you notice on the replay, one of [...]

The Snow Dog Returns

I first posted this about a year ago. It’s worth another look. Poor dog is obviously still suffering from global warming. Shocking.
The happiest dog you’re going to see today.

Why so glum? Cheer-up… it’s the End of the World!

If this vid doesn’t work, try this link at College Humor.